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That moment

that weird moment when you are in the bathroom and you realize you forgot to get another roll of toilet paper.

When life doesnt go right go left

Note to all the women out there

To all the women out there I have something to say. My friend had gotten stood up by a guy and gave him money for the movies in which they were suppose to attend. She got gipped out of $12 and a movie. I call that guy an asshole. Warning to all girls, never give a guy money before you go on a date. The guy should always pay and not expect anything from the girl. So if a guy asks you to pay for the date, you are better off leaving and calling your friends to go do something. Just saying. Take it from a girl who has seen it been done to her friend. Please take this advice and god bless.

Friendship

“Boys and girls come and go, but friends are always there.” That is the truth. No matter what friends are always there. You can have a bad break up and your friends are the first one to think of a plan to get back at them for hurting you. Thats what friends are for. Sure we have or siblings, but lets be honest, who’s advice do use the most? Our friends or our siblings? I know when it comes down to it my friends are the first to know about everything. I know anybody out there who has a bestfriend knows it’s the truth. I can not go a day without telling my friend something that happened in my day or some gossip I heard. I know I am just as guilty as the next person when I say gossip keeps life entertaining. Anyway, back on topic, the point I am trying to make is no matter what stupid crap any of us do our friends are the first to comment on it and are the first to help us out. Sure we have our parents, but it is way different when a friend helps you out. When your parents help you out you get a speech on how back in my day when I had this problem I didn’t call my parents I had to do it on my own. When a friend helps you out, you laugh about it and you get over it. I am thankful for the friends I have today. Lord only knows when I am going to start telling my parents about the crazy times I have had in the car. Bottom line in my opinion without friends where would society be? That is for you to decide. I know my answer. Whats yours?

I didn’t fall…… I attacked the floor.

High school

High school. Everybody goes there, but what’s with all the drama. I can’t tell you how many times I have gone to school and somebody has to start something with somebody else. I wanna say to those people get a hobby!!! nobody wants to here about how she has a crush on your man or how she is having your boyfriends kid. I could care less. That girl that got herself pregnant with your boyfriend has enough to deal with besides your flapper of a mouth going off at her. Also what is up with all the bullying. I am so sorry i do not dress like a slut and i am sorry that i am not skinny and i like the way i look and think my size is not the best but i am comfortable with myself. All these teenagers need to realize by making fun of another persons flaws is just making them see that you are insecure about yourself and you need to make yourself feel better about yourself. That is why the suicide rate in teenagers is so high now in days. Its because of stupid crap people say. Note to all high schoolers ignor all the negative people in high school and try and stay away from all the drama. You are only in high school once so enjoy it. Hang out with your friends, go to football games, etc. Be yourself because in the end all that matters is how you look back on your high school years